Kristīne’s Reviews > The Correct Order of Biscuits: And Other Meticulously Assembled Lists of Extremely Valuable Nonsense > Status Update

5. Go to the farm to catch butterflies (Russia) 4. Go mushrooming (Latvia)* 3. Go get fucked by a blind bear (Albania) 2. Go stick a boat up your a** with the oars out (Italy) 1. I said good day, sir (England). * Easily the most savage insult of them all seeing as mushrooms are the worst thing on the face of planet earth. P.S. Kas ir ar to krievu izteicienu?