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The last release of the Scarf CP having children comic had come out. The Wu Jin and Wei Shi in the comic, along with their 26 children and two newly born mermaids, waved goodbye to its readers.

Not the mermaids. 😂

“Brother Rabbit, I’m back––”
Wu Jin opened the door happily.
Then, his smile solidified blankly on his face.
He seemed to be having hallucinations.
There were rabbit balls rolling around all over the floor of his room.

Congratulations on your grandchildren. 🤣

Zoe was brainstorming with the group, “Everyone to discuss: what can we use as a hot topic for fans.”
Wu Jin: “I’m marri––”
Zoe interrupted quickly, “Skip Little Witch. Next one, Caesar.”

Shot down before he even finished. 😂

“Are you willing to accept them, and let all my glory belong to you?”
Wu Jin’s heart seemed to want to jump out of his chest.
Tens of thousands of stars hung high in the sky. There were countless missed opportunities that eventually became a fateful encounter.
He moved his lips.
His response was like an oath.
“I’m willing.”

Aww! And then they were husbands. 💖

“I want to buy it too!”
The King’s secretary hesitated, “There isn’t enough land…”
Red waved his hand, “Who wants land, just give me a ribbon, make me Baron Qiukui!”
Caesar quickly obtained inspiration from this and slapped the card in his hand, “I want to be the domineering Phantom Caesar, Duke of Darkness––”

Strike while it's hot!

The smell in the entire workshop was enough to clog up his nose, and only when the instructor came over for an inspection would Wu Jin quickly pick up two handfuls of mud and paste them onto the sculpture, creating a lopsided piece of work.
Xia Zuo asked kindly, “A butterfly?”
Wu Jin shook his head.
Xia Zuo looked at it carefully for a few more seconds, “Thyroid gland?”
Wu Jin: “…Ptero-Pterosaur!”

He's trying

Ying Xiangxiang zoomed in on Caesar on the screen. He was gnawing at the leg of a Lystrosaurus while watching over the fire. She lectured, “Causing serious damage to the ecological balance. If we put a thousand small carnivorous Caesar animals into the Triassic period, we would cause enough harm that we’d receive a subpoena from the Federal Environmental Protection Association.”

That sums it up.

“If Little Witch falls into the river and cries yingyingying, and six violent Velociraptors suddenly appear, would Wei Yan and Wei Shi first go to save Little Witch, or first fight the Velociraptors, or first propose to Little Witch–director, can we discuss screening the questions first before putting them up on the big screen? Also, Velociraptors are probably only about the size of a chicken…”
We want to know

"Save some time for training and don’t interfere with your fans’ spiritual world. Look at Little Witch, he’s already been pregnant with who knows how many of Contestant Wei’s babies, but he’s still seriously reviewing the training handouts this morning.”

Poor MC doesn't have it easy.

Wu Jin: “Golden Dawn is a witchcraft association established in London, England in 1888. It practiced Western mysticism and religious teachings and was famous for astrological, tarot card reading, and alchemy. Famous members include Edward Waite…”
Caesar slapped his thigh and asked blankly, “What planet is England?”
Wu Jin’s eyes dimmed, “……”

Poor Caesar only has one brain cell.

“Did you let strangers take off your mask?”
Big brother certainly wasn’t a stranger! Wu Jin: “Nope!”
“You didn’t let yourself be foolishly pushed into marriage––for example, did anyone trick you into taking off their mask?”
Big brother wasn’t anyone else! Wu Jin shook his head repeatedly.

Haha, wake up babe, you're already betrothed.

The trigger snapped.
Wei Shi raised his brow.
Wu Jin suddenly discovered that he’d actually… he’d actually been staring at the big boss’s face the entire time as he fired the last shot!!!
The small round face turned red. Wu Jin looked back in time to see a ‘10th Ring’ pop up in red.

It was the power of love that hit the bullseye.

White Moonlight Entertainment’s recruitment notice was ‘alive, and can fight’.
Wu Jin considered it carefully. Optimistically speaking, at the very least, he satisfied half of the requirements!

That's the spirit! You're halfway there!

Wu Jin found a seat near the corner and sat up straight, silently chanting to himself, “Even if I can’t take the c-position, I can still be the lead dancer, and if I can’t become the lead dancer, I can still be the vice dance leader, and if that doesn’t work, I can at least be a vase.”

That's positivity! You can do it!

I fear I am incapable of being normal about this 🤭🤭🤭😫!!!!

AHHHHHH I HAVE FUCKING ASCENDED !!!!!!!!! Oh. My. God. There is not one emoji that could represent the emotions I am experiencing right now!!!!!!!!

THEY KISSED OH MY FUCKING GOD AHAHSHDJDJDJJDFJNGKF

“Go fight for your crown”

ABHDHJDSJKFJDKDKFKFKFKKFKF
The ML actually WORSHIPS the ground the MC walks on omfg I can’t do this djdjjdkdkfkdkfmdkfm

HE BIT HIM JAJAKWUDJSKEIWKFNFKKWKRKFOE
I can’t do this ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 😭🤭😫

“Come here”

YESSSS SIRRRRRR 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

AHHHHHHHHDHJDDJJFJFJFJFJDJEBHEEUUSKF🤭🤭🤭🥴

Em seu sonho, ele havia ido para uma entrevista como um ídolo performático, finalmente dançou a performance que havia praticado por três meses – e então foi educadamente rejeitado. Desanimado, ele caminhou até a porta, onde viu o chefão preguiçosamente encostado na parede, brincando com a espingarda nas mãos––

“Irmão Coelho, não mastigue isso!” Wu Jin rapidamente se aproximou e levantou o coelhinho pelas orelhas macias e fofas. Este papel de mil anos no futuro carregava um brilho prateado; quem sabia que tipo de metais pesados ​​continha? Este era o coelho que o próprio chefão havia lhe confiado pessoalmente!