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me on chapter 25: wow this is the worst thing i've ever read
me on chapter 65: hey i'm sorry about your breakup priest but probably it was worth it because it seems to have turned you into dostoyevsky

priest [writes lhjc/ccp/spl with their absolutely bonkers worldbuilding]
me: okay okay cool, this is all very normal and fine

priest [writes slice-of-life about a guy in dongbei going to school and trying to start a business]
me: WHAT TF THIS IS LITERALLY INSANE THIS IS UNHINGED I CANNOT COPE W/ANY OF THIS????!?!?!?!?

who hurt you, priest

why did i not read this years ago, it's riveting and i've wheezelaughed a dozen times. it's like sa ye but the speedrun version, and with priest's bone-dry humor. also comrade xu jin the woman you are?? highkey booking a ticket on air china bc i'm gonna wife you up

problem: just finished priest novel. sad.
solution: start reading new priest novel

Dou Xun rey autista el mejor

Rereading 5 star reviews i no longer remember to see if i was alwaya goated or if i need to be tied to a pole and flayed alive

so many parts of this arc, so many lines, are such a personal attack.

if i'd read this anywhere between 2-4 years ago i'd have crashed out so badly. it would have hit so indescribably hard. is2g.....

im truly too old to read about high schoolers anymore but i promised oomf I would read this, so we'll see. luckily it's short bc i am truly too old for high school fiction

“After everything he had gone through in the year, Xu Xilin gradually came to feel that he was not pitiful. He only felt that he was weak. It was like there was a whirlpool next to him; his family and friends were all being sucked away and he could only watch helplessly, unable to do a thing.”

“Family-if one was lucky, they were priceless; if one was unlucky, they were worthless. It all depended on the circumstances and nothing was certain.”