Status Updates From Cleopatra's Tomb (Maggie Ed...

You know how in a book when things have happened and then one character meets another and says something like "I've gotta tell you all that had happened to me."? And you know how writers will just fast forward from that point because there is no reason to repeat everything that has happened because we already read all that? Well this writer doesn't do that. She basically repeats EVERYTHING that has gone on!

The main character has to be the stupidest person I've ever read about. I'm honestly questioning the author's intelligence because who would write someone so stupid?

I'm only going to be able to finish this by pretending the first chapter was dealing with the main character's massive brain injury that leaves her with no short term memory.