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Antonia M
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Lo empecé hace mucho y se me ocurrió continuarlo en el bus, mucho se me olvidó el hecho de como lo indica el título esta lleno de escenas de sexo y cosas sexuales pero idgaf. Señor k estaba al lado mío vea mis dibujitos explícitos
— Dec 05, 2025 06:18PM
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“I mean, find someone who will fuck up individual oyster forks for you, and you’ll have someone who makes sure your shit’s taken care of. Y’know?”
— Oct 10, 2023 03:19PM
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“No erections while talking on the phone. Erections will be punished unless that causes more erections.”
— Oct 10, 2023 02:48PM
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“Everything’s gonna be okay in the end. And if it’s not okay– it’s not the end.”
— Oct 10, 2023 02:44PM
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“Don’t burn the house down with your electrified fuckhorse, mom.”
— Oct 10, 2023 12:41PM
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