Sam’s Reviews > Big Hard Sex Criminals, Volume Three > Status Update

“I mean, find someone who will fuck up individual oyster forks for you, and you’ll have someone who makes sure your shit’s taken care of. Y’know?”

“No erections while talking on the phone. Erections will be punished unless that causes more erections.”

“Everything’s gonna be okay in the end. And if it’s not okay– it’s not the end.”