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Karolina Przebinda is 13% done

— Jun 06, 2025 06:35AM Add a comment

Hello Universe, It's Me: How I scheduled a breakdown and manifested a new life (and how you can too)

Sharondblk is 40% done

A whole chapter about how she never liked her husband and he was a lazy loser. Sure.

— May 29, 2025 08:54PM Add a comment

Sharondblk is 30% done

She likes being on holidays. What a revelation.
Please stop calling your holiday a breakdown.

— May 29, 2025 08:32PM Add a comment

Sharondblk is 25% done

She lies to everyone, including her husband. She lies about what she's doing and where she is, and then is confused why her life doesn't feel authentic. This is not someone I want to be taking advice from.

She still doesn't know the difference between a break and a breakdown.

— May 29, 2025 05:52PM Add a comment

Sharondblk is 15% done

Americans are hilarious. Create a space to retreat to. It could be a closet. My cupboards are not big enough to sit in, even without the candles.

— May 29, 2025 04:54PM Add a comment

Sharondblk is 15% done

IT'S NOT A BREAKDOWN IF YOU'VE ECHEDULED IT SIX MONTHS IN ADVANCE. It's a vacation. Calling it a breakdown is very strange. 'Pause, reflect and rebalance' is not a breakdown it's a holiday.

Is she going to address capitalism or sexism.

— May 29, 2025 04:35PM Add a comment

Sharondblk is 10% done

Deepika is so privileged. Only the privileged get to say 'I have everything I thought I wanted and it's not what I wanted'. I'm the same, and I'm looking forward to seeing how she addresses but, because right now she seems quite smug.

— May 29, 2025 03:40PM Add a comment