Status Updates From When the Wicked Play

Either a very promising fourteen year old wrote this or a very cringe adult on a 48hr manic episode

Okay so this is very clearly someone's two day, didn't get up from the chair writing splurge where they typed out a stream of consciousness and didn't really worry about continuity or sense or plot or plotholes and honestly it's such a kick lol

Full disclosure, I'm reading this because Reads With Rachel said it's one of the worst books she's ever read and now I have to see if it's as bad as she says

“I chose this one simply because it smelled like coconuts. I did not know what coconuts smelled like, but I never expected them to smell so good. They looked like big hairy balls that were white and milky on the inside from what I had seen and read, and I just didn’t see how that seemed very appetizing.”

Is this a joke

This is so egregiously written I have second hand EMBARRASSMENT

“The growing numbness to my body is engulfing any ounce of warmth I may have left in not just my body, but my soul.”

What the fuck