Status Updates From The Unexplainable Fairy God...

Omg she's the Simpsons meme. "It's the kids that have changed, not me" 😅

"She's only been here for a day" THANK YOU FOR POINTING THAT OUT!

Girl has issues with bullies and keeps dumping pies on people too bad YOURE A BULLY YOURSELF

What the fuck dude. WHY ARE YOU SO FOCUSED ON OTHER PEOPLES NAMES?! like who gives a fuck if someone is named Queen! Like that's not weird at all. I already wasn't vibing with MC and this is just grating on my last nerves

Don't be out here casting stones by making fun of someone named Rainbow when you're named Paris, yours is just as bad!

Are you telling me not a single person has done with osmosis spell before?? The teacher has to know she's cheating

Dang she's not who she thinks she is and you took away any desire to read?! MONSTERS

Almost killed by a horse, not good, but we meet who I assume is the love interest, tons of negging

Wow a room to herself and it has a lamp?! Idk why she was so excited about the lamp but okay. And the squirrel is making a bed in her dresser

And now we have a talking squirrel, that's an interesting development

Tooth fairy slander! So what if most of the people that go to the tooth fairy college aren't the best crowd, they're way more important I'd think than fairy godmothers

Ugh. She upset that modern women want a career instead of love!

Why is everyone always a freaking orphan!? Also she's a nepo baby here, yay

Dude no, force her to get her own handkerchief!

READING DIARY - 4

Paris has tested out of one class but seems to be enjoying the rest of them. She dumped a pie in the head of the hateful teacher. She seems to have lived a very limited life before she came to the college. This story doesn't seem to have much of a plot - it is pleasant enough but I keep wondering when something besides Paris' first day is going to be covered.

READING DIARY - 4

One of those Harry Pitter child didn't know how powerful they were growing up story. Paris is already the topic of convo at the Fairy Godmother college after she crowned a mean girl with a dessert pie. She tested out of one class because she now can read entire books by touching them. She now loves reading.

READING DIARY - 4

Rebel fairy goes to a college to be a fairy godmother in order to avoid jail time. She is advised when entering to be herself no matter what by the head godmother professor. Before she entered the school grounds she was befriended by a talking squirrel that doesn't behave like a squirrel. He went to the school with her and has made a place for himself in her sock drawer.