Status Updates From The Restaurant at the End o...

“‘What a depressingly stupid machine,’ said Marvin and trudged away.”

“An impoverished hitchhiker visiting any planets in the Sirius star system these days can pick up easy money working as a counselor for neurotic elevators.”
Well, but of course.

“you’re so weird you should be in movies”
“and you, baby, should be in real life”

SO ZAPHOD’S GOT RIZZ?

“Listen, three eyes. Don’t you try to out weird me. I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.”
😭

“I’m not going to be anybody’s puppet, particularly not my own.”

so true Zaphod

“I’m Zaphod Beeblebrox, my father was Zaphod Beeblebrox the Second, my grandfather was Zaphod Beeblebrox the Third…”
“There was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine”

Huh? 😭

“Are you sure you mean think? Pick your words with care.”

😭😭

really Zaphod? A seance? What are you hoping to accomplish with that?

“He didn’t know about the tea of course.”

ah the return of the “liquid which was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea”
!!!!!

“Beeblebrox, you know. He is one of my most profitable clients. He has personality problems beyond the dreams of analysts.”
☠️

(p 153 in my combined copy)