Status Updates From Saving Saint (Dante's Infer...

Done. Did I buy this "HEA"? No. No, I did not. But whatever. I was often entertained.

Uh excuse me but condoms will ALWAYS be necessary because, and I quote, “…considering he fucked everything that moved.” Just bc you finally wised up and got him tested does not mean you can trust him to stay exclusive. In fact, I don’t think you ever can. Fucking people is Saint’s knee jerk way to punish himself and hide from feelings. He is a sex addict and that won’t go away.

NFN but the theme here seems to be you won’t get the person you’re obsessed with unless you change everything about yourself until you aren’t you anymore. #toxic

"What, you think I should forgive him for fucking my dead brother?"

Yeah, no dude, I THINK you should consider REPHRASING the question! 😂😂😂 Oh man, this truly is not THAT kind of book, I promise.

Oh my GOD finally a condom! 🥳😂

“It was absolutely fucking worth it” Yeah it kind of was? But I am realizing I am not cut out for books w MCs fucking around with multiple people. I feel the need to shower and get my own STI test. No condoms in sight, no safety concerns, nor discussion of any of that. 🫣🧐

Eeww this is just gross. I thought I’d enjoy it, but, it’s just diminishing Daniel. Saint I couldn’t care less about, but, the ruination of a formerly decent guy is actually depressing. I’ll stick with it, but, am feeling 😵‍💫🤢🤮

Why does Saint even care? What’s it to him? He’s so peripheral to the situation it’s starting to feel forced. I was looking forward to Daniel’s petty revenge, and now I’m just…sad and annoyed.

I wish this book wasn’t suppoedly a romance. It would be a lot more fun.

This is both a great moment and an incredibly sad one. There really is no Danny anymore, and Saint did help murder his old soul. I wish Daniel would move on to better things but…I know he ultimately won’t. Alas. 😢

Not me chortling that Danny left wo a word and blocked that number…! 😂😂😂 geez FINALLY standing up for himself. Please please get self respect now.

Okay but why aren’t the police/authorities telling Danny this? They’d have already contacted him this makes ZERO SENSE. 😡

Does Saint not see the irony in him calling Danny’s brother a spineless, soulless son of a bitch? Really? No self reflection here? Well he did call himself a useless fucking whore so at least he is somewhat self aware.

Danny wake up I need your POV back!

This should be dark but I am 😂😂😂 because useless pathetic Ssint thnks he’s going to avenge Danny! 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

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Wow. That took a turn! Not romance related. Just. 😳

Saint…Danny’s your WHAT now?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I rarely see this level of self delusion in characters, this us actually hilarious! Trying to play like his friendship w Danny means soooo much to him! 😂😂😂😂 My sides hurt!

Oh pur-leeez why would you believe this lying liar who lies?! (The waste of space brother, not Saint, for once. But honestly who cares that the bro lied about Saint, Saint deserves all the shit he’s gonna get!) 😂😁😎

😂😂😂😂 Oh Saint. Oh Mr “I always fuck everything up” as your excuse…! 😂😂😂😂😂 You really are a worthless POS.

Okay Danny, fuck him up and take him down!

Yep, that’ll burn every bridge ever! 😂😂😱

I’m glad I knew about this because for once? I just don’t care. Saint is actually a worthless POS. It’s so great how much he “loves” Danny and “doesn’t want to hurt him”! 😂😂😂 Whatever! Now Danny can change into yet another cliche asshole and take him TF down. I’m ready for it.

Ew ew ew Danny please go get an STI test now and in a few weeks. Way to ruin a first time without discussing going bare. 😱🤬 (why does neither character care??? Geez I am such a mom…!)

Umm excuse me but…CONDOM????? WTF????🤬

Oh geez I can't watch. This is leading toward the biggest train wreck in the history of train wrecks. 😳

Oh NO and Danny is essentially a virgin??? OH no no no Danny run! You silly silly boy!

@Evelyn, I am having a good time! 😁

Oh he's huge. Because of course. 🙄

Yeeeeah Danny...really needs to work on the self-esteem issues. Which I know from reviews is to come, but...eeeaugh. I'm sure this encounter reads sexy to some, but, all I can think is...when was Saint's last STI test?

Saint kisses Danny sweetly...by accident?...now is f'd up from seeing his ex Kris... this is like Desperate House-Rock-Stars of...huh, where is this set, anyway?!

Wooo full-on cliche rock star man-ho ways established for Saint! He's already f'd two people (one just prior to the book starting, the other just now). Yawn. But I like Danny and his honest acceptance that Saint's just not that into him. I less like the hints that Saint might have feelings for Danny/wants to protect him, because his answer to how to deal with them is...fuck more people! 😂🥳

I am going into this knowing FULL WELL it is FAR BEYOND my comfort zone and ready for all the non-MC screwing. After chatting with @Evelyn, I'm here for the petty vengeance! 😂

The only type he really seemed to have was a guy with a pulse and if vampires ended up being real, I wasn't even sure that that would stick. 💀