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This book is so ass 😭

LOVE THIS GUY HES DUMB AS SHITT

“You will go on your honeymoon where he wants to go.”
[..]“That’s very kind of you, Dad. I just want to go to the top of Mount Karp for a run, and I also want to go to the desert beyond the border to see what’s there. I’ve heard that there is a deep valley there, and no one who goes down there can get up, so I want to try it too.”
[..]“Chu Feng will decide the honeymoon location.”

Lol, dad changed his mind.

He turned back and watched the red blood slowly dripping from the transparent tube, and thought to himself, I may be the only vampire who not only doesn’t suck blood, but also gives blood to people.

Better go back to vampire school.

It was probably rush hour, Chu Feng waited for half a day, but he couldn’t get a car. He looked at Luo ZhouZhou and said, “What should we do? Is it okay to walk? It’s only three blocks away.”

They wanted to call a taxi for three blocks???

Luo ZhouZhou panicked and blurted out, “How did you know I was in the police station?”
Chu Feng said in a calm voice, “Caller ID.”

Does caller ID also include the caller's location in this world?

"By the way, what did you say the other day about your secondary gender? Masaraka or Saraenlaka? If I recall, I think it was Kalasahar. Yes, that's it, Kalasahar."
[..]You know my biggest secret, but you can't even remember it! He finally turned his head and blurted out, "Methuselah! It's not Masalaika or Kalasahar, it's Methuselah!"

Poor MC fell for it.

No aguanto máss estoy enamorada de chu feng😞

I tend to gravitate towards power couples and get easily bored with "weak/ cinnamon rolls" mc but Luo ZhouZhou is so hysterically funny😂😂

DAMN WHEN MC cried and called him dad, fck, i cried! Anyway, i think this deserve 5 stars for now 😭 translation so good, story so good, relationship good, the way the story flows is also goooooood!