Status Updates From Shot Across the Bow (Deep S...

“Whoever said blood is thicker than water obviously had no experience with toxic family members...” - Mia Ennis

“I was nearly killed by a guy named Kenny... Jesus hopscotching Christ, just when I thought my night couldn’t get any worse, I find myself in the middle of a South Park episode.” - Dalton 'Doc' Simmons

“Everyone is entitled to be a prick once in a while, but you are seriously abusing the privilege today. And let me assure you, I was taught to think before I act. So if I smack the shit out of you for touching my ass without permission, understand I thought about it and came to the conclusion that it was the only appropriate choice left to me.” - Camilla D' Angelo

"Sex isn’t rocket science. It’s not like there are unfathomable mysteries that you’ve yet to comprehend. Sex is sex. " - Camilla D'Angelo

“We humans are miracles... I mean we walk around every day knowing everyone and everything we care about can be snatched away in the blink of an eye. We walk around knowing our time is finite and that the people we love will one day cease to exist... And still we find ways to smile. To experience joy. I just... When I stop to think about it, it seems miraculous. Don’t you think?” - Mia Ennis

"Never thought I’d come to the point in my life where I’d need a stronger word than 'fuck'..." - Camilla D' Angelo

Cami:“Everyone says the pain fades with time.”
Mia:“Everyone lies. Oh, god! I know that’s not what I’m supposed to say!”
Cami:“No. Thank you. I’d so much rather hear the truth than platitudes.”

Doc:"I hate lawyers. They’re non-carbon-based life-forms sent here to suck out all that is good and wholesome from us Earthlings."
Cami:"Damn. Who told you that? Now someone will have to call the mother ship to have you abducted so all your orifices can be probed."

“Someone should tell that guy that being a dick won’t make what he’s packing in his pants any bigger. It doesn’t work that way.” - Mia Ennis