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I think this is more on the slow pace than the others. I like Jonathan and Danny are becoming friends before anything happens, that way it's organic.
Though I'm not very into age gaps, their connection feels genuine

// 👍🏻👍🏻!!

// For someone as subliminally woke and preachy as this author obnoxiously is, I’m surprised that she didn’t pick up on the fucking nuances of the word normal or its connotations!! Her describing a relationship as normal is incredibly fucking ironic and hypocritical!! Why not just describe that relationship as something real and stay away from the word normal?! Man is this author obnoxious!!

// I get the Jonathan had a lot of hardships with his father but you know what, a lot of people have difficulties and challenges and hardships and tragedies happening to them!! At some point you need to take responsibility for the things that happened to you that are in your control … and seeing his relationships with everybody, Jonathan is the problem now!! Jonathan is just so fucking incredibly obnoxious!!!

// This author has become a really shitty author!! It’s been happening for a while now!!

// This author uses words to describe things in moments and all it does is sound disjointed and disingenuous and unnatural and cumbersome!! She uses words that are very recent modern colloquialisms and she uses them in weird contexts, to the point where she just comes across as sounding like a major fucking ignorant idiot!! She doesn’t sound hip, or cool, or edgy, she just sounds like a massive twat!!

// The internal monologues are getting so fucking annoying!! I just want to yell at the author to stop talking to us for fuck’s sake, have the main characters talk to each other, have the characters talk to each other!! Each main character is telling us how they feel internally, but nobody’s actually telling anyone anything!! I never realized this author was so fucking obnoxious!!

// What the fuck is this author doing?! We are almost at 60% and nothing has really happened yet!!

/ I have no idea how this author does it!! She turns a topic that is so incredibly intriguing and turns it into something that is so incredibly boring and juvenile sounding!! I don’t think this author knows how to write anything that doesn’t sound immature anymore!!

// I’m really annoyed that they cancelled their day of getting together and just being best friends!! I get that when you have a significant other things change in a sense, but they never ever ever shed, because best friends are just as fucking important, if not more so!! Danny and Elijah should absolutely keep their best friend days consistent and frequent!!

I’m getting really fucking tired of seeing so much of this author in this book!!
She has absolutely zero capabilities of butting out of her own books and the tells are so obvious because they are in every fucking book, and it’s really fucking obnoxious and offputting and aggravating, and at this point repulsive!!
She forces herself on every MC and it’s incredibly obnoxious!! She really fucking pisses me off!!

// The way this author adds the word “ass” as a suffix to everything and uses the phrase “sweet summer child” as if every fucking person says it and as if it’s not the most obnoxious patronizing thing on earth … the way everybody fucking winks … nobody does all of these things all the time the way she tries to make it so that everybody does!! It’s really her and it’s really really fucking obnoxious!

// “I agree, but that night isn’t today.”

~ How fucking stupid or ignorant or sloppy or lazy can this author possibly get?! That night isn’t TONIGHT!!! Good lord this author is obnoxious!!

// 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐!!

// 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂!!!

// By the way, I definitely approve of the author killing off the homophobic father!! Fantastic work!! I’m glad we don’t have to deal with him at ANY point EVER!!!

// Okaaaaaaaaay … I might actually be impressed with how the author is addressing things, and putting everything out there like that!! All right, I’m keeping a very open mind, and I’m expecting this book to be fantastic!!

// Furthermore, why do you constantly make it where characters have to desire and crave acceptance from garbage pieces of shit, who don’t deserve to be in the main character’s life?! Author, it’s fucking obnoxious!!

This author in general is just becoming more and more and more obnoxious and aggravating!!

// What is up with constantly having to write about homophobic families!! Is that all the conflict you fucking know?! That’s not the only reality, there are other points of conflict to explore, and there are some amazing incredible families!!!

// And the names … the best you could come up with here is Will and Bill?! Are you fucking kidding!! Really really fucking obnoxious and stupid and lazy and sloppy and aggravating and again, fucking obnoxious one part of the author!! I get that Bill is a throwaway character, but you can still give him a nice name!! Be creative for fucking once in your life!!

// I’m finding this author more and more fucking obnoxious and irritating and sloppy and lazy!! She can’t tell a story without including homophobic families in some way, forcing the MCs to make up with these really really fucking shitty garbage family members, “because they’re family” *sneers*!! Enough with that fucking obnoxious, aggravating, ludicrous garbage!! Fucking stop already!! FUCK!!!

// Just a little more proof that this author regurgitates, and cannot for the life of her, come up with anything unique or original or refreshing!! She couldn’t think of any names, more unique, or cute, or beautiful, or fresh, or uncommon than: Jonathan, Danny, and Bill?!?! So fucking obnoxious!!