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If all you have is a hammer,
everything looks like
a stranger's skull.

Home Depot:
You can do it. We can help.

Beautiful You

I've been thinking of beautiful things
Since you've gone - like how

beautiful clouds
don't last in the sky, and

beautiful rivers
in due course run dry - like how

beautiful lovers
must say their goodbyes, because

beautiful things,
they all have their time - but

if you need to get laid, I'm not seeing anyone.

Just throwing that out there.

"I'd follow you anywhere-
Into the deepest ocean trench,
To the furthest reaches of space,
Even to Branson, Missouri.

I'd follow you anywhere
Except for on ticktok.

I dont have room in my life
For another social media app."

HA.HA. Can you hear that sizzle?? That's the sound of my brain cells frying reading this trash.

This is, hands down, one of the dumbest fucking things i read in recent memory and not in a good way either. The only people who would find this funny are either 12 year olds or one of those dude bros who's idea of humor is fart jokes.

Some is funny, some is dark funny