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It's pretty hard to surprise me with an attack, but Milliron just got me so bad, I put my hand to my forehead O.O

“There are no dumb questions.”
“Only dumb people.”

“It can’t be that bad,” Dean replied.
“Yes, it can,” Freddy added. “Have you ever seen Deliverance? The second I hear banjos, I’m out.”

Michael wasn’t the most well-endowed man she’d ever given herself to, but something about his charm and attentive nature to her needs more than his own made up for both his length and girth. Besides, five inches was average for a white American male.

Dean pitched it as a road/camping trip across the whole country. Normally, camping was an activity his sister wouldn’t have been caught dead doing. She hated parks and going outdoors so much she’d even said she’d rather be cremated and flushed down the toilet than buried in the filthy dirt.