Status Updates From Grandmaster of Demonic Cult...

its so funny when wei ying is in his little flashback/visions and hes like *deep sigh* i wonder what lan zhan is doing *kicks rocks*. hes real for that bc what IS lan zhan doing rn.

changing the cdrama from trying to hook up with evil hat man to trying to hook up with evil hat mans wife. chinese censorship that is so funny of you. wei wuxian said brother eugghhhhhhh

when a bad bitch kisses me and i have to genuinely knock myself out so i don’t have to deal with the Consequences. lan wangji you are so important to me personally.