Status Updates From 穿成反派的我靠沙雕苟活 (Traditional Ch...

“Su Huanyi.” Su Chi put down his chopsticks and looked over, “Have you evolved?”
Su Huanyi returned to his senses, “What?”
Su Chi looked at the fried egg he was about to feed into his nose. “After drinking milk, your nostrils can now also eat eggs?”
Su Huanyi, “….” I lose.

It's his next pokemon evolution.

He watched how he cracked the egg shells into the pan. “Are you trying to give me a calcium boost?”
His tone was soft, probably because he was tired.
Su Huanyi fished out the broken egg shells with a spoon, saying, “Even the most perfect work has flaws.”
Su Chi narrowed his eyes and searched the pot for the piece of foam that embodied the word “perfection.”

Su Huanyi is trying.

Xinrui Group was in the west of the city, more than ten kilometres away from the Su residence.
The appointment was at 9.30 am. They left home at 8 am and arrived at exactly 9.20 am.

Were they driving at 7.5 kmh? That's almost walking speed.

[Su Huanyi]: “Big Brother, my suitcase is about to explode. Can you come and pick me up?” [Photo]
[Su Chi]: “Am I a bomb disposal expert?”
Su Huanyi: “…”
[Su Huanyi]: “I’m about to explode from missing my big brother!”
[Su Chi]: “I suggest you restrain yourself, flammable and explosive items won’t pass the security check.”

The veins on his forearms were bulging as he carried the luggage. He frowned. “Are you going to the Youth Games to participate in the iron lifting?”
Su Huanyi buried his face a little deeper. “I’ve already taken out a lot of thing.”
“Like?”
“The thermos.”
Su Chi took a rare deep breath. He suggested, “How about carrying a rice cooker along with it?”

It pays to be prepared.

He was thinking differently, “Brother, isn’t it best for pregnant women not to wear nail polish?”
Su Chi was speechless. “I’ve never been pregnant, so I don’t know.”

Su Chi's wit is razor sharp.

the modern extras are so cute 🥹💞

I pressed done before I was finished, which is why you might see these twice lol

spoilers

LWT announcing that he won’t marry or have heirs, so he can be with just NR 🥹 & LJ having to bare the burden of becoming the next emperor bc LYT isn’t a good candidate 😭 also I was thankfully overthinking about LJ 😭

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LWT announcing that he won’t marry or have heirs, so he can be with just NR 🥹 & LJ having to bare the burden of becoming the next emperor bc th

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NR being amused bc of SSYs confusion of why they’re going to the imperial palace to meet NRs partner 😭

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lol NR met his roommate and they recognized each other bc of shirt prices and a cheap meal lmaoo 😭 & NR is talking all happily about his partner and wants them to meet, but SSY is a bandit leader 😭

mild spoilers
I’m surprised at how obvious it is that they slept together, the censorship wasn’t censoring lol. It was more of a fade to black? anyways, they’re so cute 😭 and LWT knows that NR isn’t actually NQ(?) !!

a hidden kiss in the library 🫠🫣💞 & they miss each other even more since they would sleep together outside of the palace 😭

also LJ out of nowhere? (being ambiguous bc it might be a spoiler)

he’s conning them 😭😭

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NR was “taken” as a prisoner and when they searched him all they found was peanuts 😭😭

“Oh my god, he found an emperor as his boyfriend.” 😭😭

they’re so cute 😭 they slept together, just some cute cuddling, but they were so cute + the emperor saying that he loves NR and giving him a forehead kiss before he left to fight the enemy/before he goes into final battle of the war aHHH 💘

So cute 💞

the other court officials speculating that NR and GF are strategizing to overthrow the government, but they’re just trying to figure out what they’ll eat later 😭😭

the emperor gave NR unfermented wine/fruit drink 😭 bc the emperor knows how he acts when he’s drunk 😭

thankfully the fanfic was just exposed to a guard and the emperor 😭😭 if not, LYT reputation would’ve been done for lmao 😭

LYT (a prince/brother of LWT) wrote fanfic about his brother (the emperor/LWT) and NR 😭😭 he “changed” their names too…Ning Qing = Ning Lang 😭 Lu Wuting = Ting Jun 😭

& his writing was exposed 😭 idk if to the court (?) or just guards + LWT

NR and LJY got stuck in the wall 😭😭

then he asked to be scolded 😭😭 but all of this is being reported back to the emperor lmao 😭

lolol he asked to be praised to figure out more things about himself 😭 since his “memories” were lost, but he actually transmigrated into this timeline. it’s interesting how the emperor is the one who remembers what happens 10-15(?) years later 🫣

I’m reading This Official Is So Weak by the same author, it’s just not on here 🥲

I had to redo this (the update progress) bc I did the wrong format for bolding and idk how to delete the previous ones so 😭😭