Status Updates From Dark Water

Holy shit Sarah's mom was in labor with her for over 24 hours? Damn

And this is mentioned in the same chapter as sausage cheese balls which i didn't know were even a thing

The romance is odd. Heroine left her current home to return to her hometown to deal with a crisis. The hero returned at the same time. Why? To help someone he hasn’t seen for twenty years and was then a 10-year old. He even said she was a cute 10-year old (he was 16) The way he inserts himself into her life and into a relationship with a traumatized woman just looks like a parade of red flags.

"Demons of her libido" is a funny sentence and I don't know why

Damn so this Tiny Bartlett woman's dad didn't "forgive her" for being born a girl? What the fuck?!? I hate when parents do that shit especially with wanting a boy like be grateful you can even have kids