Status Updates From Heksy
Heksy by
Status Updates Showing 1-30 of 1,174
tom yum (●'◡'●)
is on page 257 of 368
He already decided long ago to join that “fucked-up soyhead” club, to become Adek of the Tofu Coat of Arms—but his veganism [...] does not stem from a concern for the planet but is rather for the purity and cleanliness of that little cave of his, which so often is explored by his numerous lovers. [...] the role he’s playing in the theater of eco-conscious living ends there.
— Aug 28, 2026 03:11AM
Add a comment
tom yum (●'◡'●)
is on page 172 of 368
it's 1:30AM and i just read that we are like cheese and we must protect the aurora... ummm ok goodnight i guess
— Aug 26, 2026 04:55PM
Add a comment
tom yum (●'◡'●)
is on page 142 of 368
if i have to hear the word "cleft" one more fucking time
148 times in 298 pages. that's literally once every other page.
vagina, womb, and vulva show up more than 70 times collectively. altogether that means ¾ pages make references to vag
at this point it is starting to feel like it's satirizing itself and making a mockery of eco-feminism
— Aug 25, 2026 03:41PM
Add a comment
148 times in 298 pages. that's literally once every other page.
vagina, womb, and vulva show up more than 70 times collectively. altogether that means ¾ pages make references to vag
at this point it is starting to feel like it's satirizing itself and making a mockery of eco-feminism
