Status Updates From Vorsten van Albion

Crazy that legally u could go after the king’s second son and it wouldn’t be treason???

I love that fitted dresses were lowkey a technological advance. Also I love those ridiculous pointy shoes 🗣️

Wait. Ur telling me that in the fourteenth century the church said u can’t marry ur first cousin and yet the Hapsburgs happened anyways?!??!! The medieval mind was more scientifically advanced than the rulers of Europe three centuries later?!?

“The king loved showmanship”
Me, a crazy person: “omg too bad he can’t talk to Cosimo the Magnificent”