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"Imagine how much money the realm would save if the rulers focused their finances on libraries rather than wars."

"Not if I were allowed to shop for books."

"England would go bankrupt. Thank god for wars."

"you nearly died, and then who would I have argued with?"

"you'd have found someone."

"no. I only want to argue with you."

^lines that would work on me

"it's a rat"

"no it's a squirrel"

"IT'S MY WIFE!!!"

"Part 2: In Which We Throw History Out the Window"

excuse i?

Historical fiction with heavy emphasis on the fiction. Entertaining and humorous.

we simply must get back to writing historical fiction that name drops Jimi Hendrix in the Tudor Era and then goes about its day