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“Don’t you dare start crying,” said Vic. “Because if you start, then I’ll start, and my dignity has already taken a fair knock today. Yesterday? Blast.”
Johnathan chuckled and obligingly wiped his eyes. “Wouldn’t want that now, would we.”

A Bargain of Blood and Gold
Kristin Jacques

“Vic patted Johnathan’s shoulder. “Let me lead here?”
Johnathan snorted. “Whatever for?”
"You have the charm of a bulldog.”

With two bumbling fools for friends, Alyse is a badass who carries this book

Johnathan passing out, again

Bonk, lives to save etc etc

Guess who just passed out

John, after passing out, again (I told you he makes a sport of the act) has the wherewithal to give a nice bonk straight to horny jail to our leading vampire. There are people to save!

Head cannon: this doesn’t take place in America, it takes place on the moors

Alsoalso, through a feverish sweat and threat of infection, we prevail!

The man knows how to pass out

Still not sure about this book. It‘s just…slow and a bit creepy.