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Johnathan passing out, again

Bonk, lives to save etc etc

Guess who just passed out

John, after passing out, again (I told you he makes a sport of the act) has the wherewithal to give a nice bonk straight to horny jail to our leading vampire. There are people to save!

Head cannon: this doesn’t take place in America, it takes place on the moors

Alsoalso, through a feverish sweat and threat of infection, we prevail!

The man knows how to pass out