Status Updates From Never Trust the Living (Bat...

my bram and dory ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ OH YOU BOTH DESERVE THIS SO MUCH

they’re so happy finally ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ IM GOING TO CRY UGH STOP

bram asking his son to take a pee in the plant because he was having sex with dory in the bathtub and changing the plant with the one in price’s room ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ that’d be my last straw

bram wanting to give dory whatever she wants and whatever she needs because he knew what it felt like to almost lose her

oh no! a gun appeared on the side of my head

“because i knew what it felt like to almost lose her, and i would never, ever go through that again if i could help it.”


stop this monstrosity i can’t do it

shine knowing that with bram’s depression, he won’t make it without dory

OH SOMEONE SHOOT ME

IM SORRY BUT I GIGGLED WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE SHERIFF THOUGHT BRAM STABBED HIMSELF IN THE CHEST BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE WAS GUILTY OF KILLING TRAVIS 😭😭😭😭😭 THATS SO STUPID

how the FUCK did wake just appear out of nowhere??? 😭😭😭😭😭

wait their moms have life 360 on them??? 😭😭😭 i giggled

fuck im shaking I CANT DEAL WITH THIS OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD???????????? IT JUST CLICKED????? he went to the lawyer for the end of life planning for himself BECAUSE HE WON’T MAKE IT IF DORY DOESN’T MAKE IT MEANING HE’LL KILL HIMSELF IF DORY DIES FUCK THIS IS SO BAD OH MY GOD

dear god he went to a lawyer for end of life planning GOD THIS IS SO BAD DORY HAS TO MAKE IT

i’m sorry but the fact that he said “it was a sign from God that i needed to get drunk” in the middle of all this is 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“the one woman that would hold my heart for a lifetime, whether she was here or not.”

i really want to step on glass and then peel off my skin with a rusty jagged knife and then pull my hair out one by one and cut out all my organs and ask someone to dump me in the hudson river

i’m crying what THE FUCK man WHAT TEH FCUKING WHAY THE FUCK

THIS MAN WAS ALSO THERE WHEN AMON SMOTHERED DORY WITH A PILLOW????? what the FUCK

are we just supposed to know who travis haynes is the fuck

THE MAN WHO DID ALL THIS IS THE MAN THAT WAS STARING AT DORY AT THE COURTHOUSE TEN YEARS AGO?????? THE ONE THAT BRAM PUNCHED???? AND TOLD TO LEAVE HER ALONE?????? what the fuck

of fucking course THERES A FUCKING BOMB ON THE UNDERSIDE OF HER DRAWER AT WORK?????? this shit is insane

dory’s bodyguard, kyle (or KD) being an ex con for murdering the man that’d beaten and paralyzed his older sister?

valid as hell

SHE SHOULD CALL WAKE HELLO??????? oh my god im getting so frustrated omg

their order WAS STOLEN?????????? and was cancelled through the app but was delivered?? i am ANXIOUS for them omg

i know damn well.. that ‘uber delivery’ guy is the one that attacked her and the one that masturbated and tried to break in

“dogs and sand sound like a horrible combination.”
“you have no idea.”

☠️☠️☠️😭😭😭😭

see…. like i said.. the man masturbated on the car door and then broke into the house after they were asleep

see! i called it

see there are things you already know what’s coming when you’re an avid reader..

one, is that bram taking the trash out five ‘till midnight and seeing some “jizz” on dory’s car and not thinking much of it but hosed it down, and two, forgetting to set the alarm and opt to do it tomorrow

i’m betting someone will break into the house

dory answering bram’s phone whilst having sex, on purpose, knowing it was his brother is crazy work 😭😭😭

NOT DORY ANSWERING BRAM’S PHONE AND SHINE HEARING DORY MOAN PLEASEEEWW