Status Updates From Cawk

I’m not accepting criticism for my reading choices at this time 😂

“According to Japanese folklore, a hideous, sharp toothed demon once fell in love with a kind and gentle maiden. For some reason, his affections were unreciprocated, and so, naturally, he moved into her vagina to eat the dick off any suitor she might take.”💀💀💀

PLEASE DONT JUDGE THIS READ! PURELY JUST CURIOUS BC WTF

pre-read: Need to keep my kindle streak alive. That and.. I like good tongue and cheek.. maybe it'll be so "bad it's good" and help me forget the dad bod nightmare.

Wow…found a typo.