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“Wells: I’m bored. Entertain me dammit”
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“Sax: That’s it. You’re grounded.”

My stomach hurts from laughing

“Babe, she’s messing with you. She’s flirting, and you’re not even aware of it.”
“You’ve got to be kidding. She’s like 12.”
“I’m 24, asshole. That your woman? Are you complaining about me? Here, give me the phone.”
“No, don’t touch—”

This is so funny😭😭😭😭

I thought I’ll finish it today
Guess I thought wrong

Their father is a fucker

“Um, wow, okay, I didn’t realize sporting arenas were this emotional.”

This book is funny😭😭😭😭

“I’m not going to keep it from her. Just at the moment, I figured one of my new daddies might be able to help.”

I can’t😭😭😭 this is making me crack up 😭😭😭😭 Jude is so funnyyy