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Teigan
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Can we stop normalising quotes along the lines of "He felt weirdly small, almost like a little kid," WHEN THEY'RE SUCKING DICK/HAVING SEX please?!
— Nov 26, 2025 10:56AM
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Teigan
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If I had a pound every time they say the word "fuck" I'd be a millionaire by now and I'm only on page 47/646.
Here's an example:
“It’s a pastry, you dumb fuck.” “Fuck you.” “Fuck you, you slick dick pretty boy ball suckin’ fuck!” Junior suddenly raged. “Holy fuck, what is your problem?” Noah made a face. “Did you forget to take your medication this morning?” “Yeah, fresh outta bullshit pills, so fuckin’ watch it.”
— Nov 25, 2025 01:03PM
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Here's an example:
“It’s a pastry, you dumb fuck.” “Fuck you.” “Fuck you, you slick dick pretty boy ball suckin’ fuck!” Junior suddenly raged. “Holy fuck, what is your problem?” Noah made a face. “Did you forget to take your medication this morning?” “Yeah, fresh outta bullshit pills, so fuckin’ watch it.”
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Alistair’s bright eyes burned right into Noah’s with a ferocious intensity. “Kneel.”
Noah whimpered.
— May 23, 2025 08:38AM
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Noah whimpered.
