Status Updates From Orc (Monster Ever After #4)

I just need to know why they need a bucket, okay?!

this one goes out to Danielle, you've peaked my interest in the orc world

I feel like I need to know how big the bucket is

But omg (just a paragraph later) I do learn orc essence is better than retinol for face acne.

Well at least it’s unique?

I mean not that there’s a high bar here , but no story whatsoever. So it’s gotta get a rare 1 star

I mean it’s monster smut and shouldn’t make sense anyway, but all the way up to the sternum? Nope.

The other two had ridiculous maybe pitiful attempts at plot (like light plot like porn) but not this one.

Also orca are green because they are pistachio flavored. ><

Bueno por lo menos le saco el acné!!!