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Finished the wedding short story, twas def an interesting read and makes me wonder what traditions would be considered important to me but wowzers this tale took it to a strange direction with the whole discourse over how may goats to get slaughtered to appease some god and the bride having to lie with the priest for a week?? Anywho look forward to see how bonkers the other short stories get.