Status Updates From Dépaysement

“I used to think that I’d spend my time at work fighting evil,” Draco mused. “But now I know it’s actually about dodging every possible promotion so I never have to do your job.”
“Actually, I’m on to you,” Harry said. “Were you secretly solving cases and closing them out without telling anyone before you left?”
“I have no idea what you’re talking about,” Draco said.”

DEAD

“Maybe we could invite [Gabrielle] down here. Three Aurors are better than two, right?”
Hermione nudged her shoulder against his. “You just said you didn’t want to have sex with her.”
“I don’t,” Malfoy said. “That doesn’t mean I’d be put out if you were so overcome by veela allure you had sex in front of me. That wouldn’t be terrible.”

Dead

“I’d ask for further concerns, but they’re utterly unwelcome,” Harry continued. “Are you in, in the interest of catching people who killed a six-year old merrow, or are you going to make me fill out termination paperwork?”

I’m dead

“Okay, let’s try this one,” Harry said.“I’m your boss, I said so, and your choices are doing it or getting fired.”
“I’ll take fired,” Draco said.
“Let me rephrase. Your choices are stepping up and getting enough evidence to prosecute a fucking illicit ingredient smuggling ring that’s killing people,” Harry said. “Or you can still get fired.”

*snorts* Starting off strong

I actually love this so much and I’m sad I’m half way through it.