Status Updates From Elemental Claim (War of the...

I’m surprised catalytic is even a word also who tf would choose it when cataclysmic is RIGHT THERE

I’m sorry… “their soft footsteps echoed loudly”???? Did the editor get to this chapter and just stop before finishing??

This makes me irrationally angry. What editor fucking signed off on this ????

So Jack, who identifies as male, is now going by she/her pronouns just because he took on the form of a woman? That’s mega confusing for absolutely no reason

You’re joking right….

This spice is extremely underwhelming. She came twice in the span of three paragraphs and he lasted all of three seconds and she came again. Also I swear if I hear her PANT one more time I’m gonna lose my mind.

“Jack yelled from somewhere else in the house. “The kitchen is for eating everything but pussy, you heathens!”Her legs closed of their own accord as the wrong sort of heat flamed through her body.Oh my God.Leaning back, Rogan muttered, “One of these days, I’m goona pay a witch to make him mute for a day.”


I CANT BREATHE 😭😭😭

ICE DILDO I REPEAT ICE DILDO

Rogan and Emma are so cute but I’m concerned by how slow the plot is moving given I’m over 50% done

SNUFFLES IM DYING POOR CERBERUS

ONE BED TROPE YES GIMME GIMME

Emma is such a horrible liar it’s absolutely hilarious. Also took a break from this book to read an absolutely awful one that I ended up dnfing SO this book is awesome by comparison already

You couldn’t come up with anything easy to say than Elv’vev’norc??

Okay I actually BOUGHT this book so I swear if it’s not good imma have a conniption