Status Updates From Red, White, & You (Billiona...

Yay for introducing me to a new(-to-me) song: “Red, White, and You” by Steven Tyler. (And thanks to YouTube for having a lyric video for me to find.)

What?! You told my classmates I had the clap?!

No. The clap is chlamydia. We told them one of your testicles fell victim to syphilis.

Everyone was as over the top and loving and amazing as you'd expect them to be. And I really liked the fact that Wes didn't need another child and that the three of them were happy just as they were without adding another child. Sometimes it feels like authors rains children down upon their couples, when in reality it seems more authentic for them to not have any(more). So yeah, this was nice :)