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So when it’s not Anna’s crazy hare-brained scheme suddenly it’s not good. Why can’t she listen to the older vampires that actually know how this society works instead of just assuming??? This is why you got locked up for 6 months and wanted killed.

I would much rather a book where Camilla is the main character

Book 3: Anna is back on her bullshit again. I just cannot get over how she’s made it this far being this stupid. Dracula deserves a better love interest.

On to the last book but honestly I need a little palette cleanser.

I have finished the first book…

ELI IS A UNION SOLDIER?? He’s just better jasper are you SO FOR REAL.

“He urinated on my coffin.”

The twists and turns are comedic.

Anger is fueling me through.

I want you to imagine if James was a member of the Volturi. Instead of renegade (because it just can’t work) they’re after Bella because she’s TOO dumb to be a vampire. That is the current plot of this novel. The main character of the book Anna doesn’t know when to shut up or how to connect the VERY simple dots of her new found life.

It’s tiresome how LONG it takes her to connect the dots. Holy hell.

How can you call yourself a journalist if you can’t connect the SIMPLEST of dots??? The main character is so clueless and NOT in a cute way. I feel bad for Vlad if this is who he’s gotta deal with forever.

Hmm… I’m not sure about this