Status Updates From Teenager: A Novel

… Mr Smith. What is going on?? This is getting a little monotonous, are they gonna leave the damn farm? I feel like this is not written in a way that there should be another 200 pages left to go. This shit better pick up soon. You write beautifully though, it is delicious to read in the poetic sense. Thanks for putting me on to St. Dymphna, I see a lot of myself in her.

sipping slowly