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Ugh.. Troy’s an idiot too 🤦🏼‍♀️

“He slowly smiled. “You really are a clever one”
Isla, a clever one? Isla? Are we talking about the same Isla here? Eeeh. Samuel.. I thought you’re the clever one.. but looks like you’re an idiot too 🫣🤦🏼‍♀️

“Finally,” I heard him say as something plastic scraped across the concrete floor. “Did you guys forget I was down here again? I’m a prince, you know. I’m still waiting for those magazines you promised. The ones with all the pretty naked ladies.”
Oh for fucks sake, Troy 🫣😂

“Meeting up with the king still smelling like sex was going to be super awkward. At least he wasn’t a prude. He had fourteen wives, after all.”
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“Or maybe only Kade could. Because Kade and his penis were the stuff of legends.”
He asked her to rate him..I’m sure he will enjoy this review

“But I’m an investigator. It’s my job to figure stuff out”
Yes.. YES IT IS.. and you suck at it

“I’m such a clueless idiot”
YES.. YES YOU ARE

For someone who works as a PI.. she’s pathetically dense

Oh my god I can’t with this.. she’s an idiot

Oooh she’s also a masochistic idiot

It is extremely frustrating to read a book where main female character is an idiot

She keeps on calling their connection toxic but she’s the only toxic one there..and stupid too

Isla is just annoyingly stupid

Samuel.. nooooo of course he didn’t do shit.. his so cute.. DUDE ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING.. HES A SUSPECT NUMBER FUCKING ONE

The fact that the author keeps on emphasising the fact that both of their sexual drives are very strong.. makes this fucking hilarious 😂 it’s like “deep thoughts.. ah and btw I like to fuck.. a lot.. deep thoughts”

“Good goddess,” I breathed, clinging to the door for dear life. I’d never seen a penis that big before. I didn’t even know they could get that big” Ahahahahahahaah ahahahahaha im crying here this is hilarious

“Not bothering to knock, I shoved his door open. “I can’t find my vibrator. Have you seen—?”
Now that’s bold 😂

Aaah okay I get it.. it is made into some Damon Elena shit as if she was under his influence.. okay okay

Vampire murder mystery.. Great 😂🫣