Status Updates From Walking Practice

"my knees start to ache. it's not a lie. i'm in pain, i tell you. my body is slowly approaching the point where it's difficult to pretend that i am okay. (...) there's no way to prove how feeble i am. (...) my body looks to be the picture of health until right before it reaches the point of being cruelly beyond repair." :)))))))) too relatable

"my body is a filthy jerk that is constantly keeping its eyes peeled for any chance to betray me."

"it seems that even the air gets tired of pretending to be empty now and then."

"they mostly keep their eyes pointed straight ahead. please continue to be so inattentive. please only give me attention when i want it."