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Smh, let me just finish this.

-But then, I see him race across the garden.-

Sorry but I can just imagine Batman running through a garden in the little run of Captain jack sparrow (ya know what I mean) and his little coat flying behind him while a few guys chase him with guns.

-“Someone’s shooting. Let’s go.”-

Oh shoot and now he really gotta fly away.

-He spins away from me and stops in front of the window-

Is he gonna fly away like the little Batman he is? 🤭
I can’t take him seriously like him just
🦇💨
And gone he is.

-“I shouldn’t have even brought you up here. I shouldn’t be here with you.”-

Of course you shouldn’t. 🙄

-“Let me be your first.”-

Uh no. Girl please don’t let Batman take your..
Oh damn god just don’t. Literally don’t do it. No. Stop. No. I can’t take this seriously. I’m used to better books (love you HD Carlton)

-only when I connect with his mask, his hot fingers wrap around my wrist stopping me from exposing his face.-

Okay no, I’m dying right now, I can’t take him seriously at all. I don’t think Batman is something for me, like dude literally chose any other mask that does not give me the ick.

It would be all so cool really if I could just stop imagining him in that weird Batman costume with that low voice saying “I am Batman”
Like, I can’t take him seriously at all. Not at all.😂