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Lmfaoooo stop this made me laugh out loud. I love this Draco so much.
“Splendid. Children,” he clapped, drawing their attention, “it was lovely being a part of your lives, but I am to be murdered Saturday next. I’ll make sure to revise my will to leave you each a chest full of furbies, a good broom, and a list of all creatures you are not to befriend because they will murder you.”
— Apr 01, 2026 05:58PM
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“Splendid. Children,” he clapped, drawing their attention, “it was lovely being a part of your lives, but I am to be murdered Saturday next. I’ll make sure to revise my will to leave you each a chest full of furbies, a good broom, and a list of all creatures you are not to befriend because they will murder you.”
