Status Updates From The Guarded One (Falcon Fal...

Oh my god… holy shit.. he moved to dc.. of course he moved to dc.. damn

HOLY SHIT… Thay kid is going to be traumatised for his life.. yooo.. this is INSANE

The Cora chick is an absolute piece of shit

Not even fucking surprised that Carter is under an Alpha One 🫣😂😂 gooooooah I NEED HIS BOOK

This shit is stressing me ouuuuut

YEEEEEES… ALEXANDER JAMES THANK FUCKING FUCK!!!!

Jesse beating the shit out of Beckett was not on my bucket list 😬

Jesus, that poor kid had to tell them to stop and not have sex with everyone watching 🫣 emotional damage

WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DRINK A BOOZE FROM A DIRTY BILLIONAIRE WHO HAS A MAD SCIENTIST MAKING MDMA ON STEROIDS????

Geeez, dicks are just flying towards Sydney non stop 🫣😂 poor chick

“Before she could answer, there was a knock at the door, followed by a voice he really didn’t want to hear. “It’s Gray. I’m looking for Sydney.” A pause. “Let me in.”
OH SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOOOOOWN WOW

Ooooh this is so mr and mrs smith coded rn

Aaaaaaaw, Levi.. the poor cute kid.. 😭

SETH IS NOT LEVI’S BIO FATHER!? THEN WHO THE FUCK IS?

“had.
“I may have read one. It’s not my usual genre.” She began coiling the cord of the hairdryer around her hand. “I was surprisingly engrossed by the book though. A nice escape. And the sex, well”—she smiled—“was hot. But I guess my question is, don’t these women ever pee afterward? Aren’t they afraid of getting a UTI?”
RIIIIIGHT?! Exactly.. And no one washes the damn hands either

Sydney Legolas Everdeen 🫣😂