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“had.
“I may have read one. It’s not my usual genre.” She began coiling the cord of the hairdryer around her hand. “I was surprisingly engrossed by the book though. A nice escape. And the sex, well”—she smiled—“was hot. But I guess my question is, don’t these women ever pee afterward? Aren’t they afraid of getting a UTI?”
RIIIIIGHT?! Exactly.. And no one washes the damn hands either
— Jun 16, 2026 12:50PM
“I may have read one. It’s not my usual genre.” She began coiling the cord of the hairdryer around her hand. “I was surprisingly engrossed by the book though. A nice escape. And the sex, well”—she smiled—“was hot. But I guess my question is, don’t these women ever pee afterward? Aren’t they afraid of getting a UTI?”
RIIIIIGHT?! Exactly.. And no one washes the damn hands either
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