Status Updates From Justice, Volume 1

WAIT YOUR TELLING ME IT HAS EVERYONES IDENTITIES IN IT? ALONG WITH JUSTICE LEAGUE SATELLITE SCHEMATICS????

Buddy how have you survived this long.

AND YOUR TELLING ME? AREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE BRILLIANT? Buddy what are you doing putting all your vigilante info on your Fucking work computer

Actually Gotham villains are so stupid. Man went into WYANE enterprises downloaded a bunch of into about Batman. And his thought was “oh Bruce has it because he’s a billionaire and rich 🤪🤪🤪” then continues to say “By this time tomorrow Batman I’ll know all your secrets. I’ll know who you are.” BUDDY!!! though this is the riddler I shouldn’t expect much

The villains' new rhetoric seems to make sense: superheroes are bad because they restore the status quo instead of using their powers to end poverty and world hunger and the like. But I'm guessing that in Vol. 2, this philosophy will be revealed as pretty friggin' fascist. Plus, even if the villains make sense this time around, they're still killing the Justice League. Still, an interesting story so far!