Status Updates From Exterminatrix

Not the ssssssss

I can't with the pouch AGHHHHHHH

Will he die at the end?

I love why and how Brynne wrote this

currently reading this while getting my hair done at the salon and i love how petty she is. like using a hater in a monster romance is funny asf.

Dyinnnggggg in the prologue as Brynne decides to write a book based on internet trolls and finds the perfect one to be her muse. It's pure gold so far. Oh, and 2 pages of trigger warnings.

“Are you…kidnapping me?”

“Damn straight I am,” I say as I stomp to the driver’s side of the van. “And you’re going to play all Stockholm Syndrome and we’re going to have super hot, Shirley Temple-flavored kidnap sex games, so get in the fucking van.”

LAMMAOAOOAOAOOAOAOAO

"I’ve chosen my mate. Layla the Exterminator is my female. I would lay down my life for hers. I would follow her to the ends of the Earth. She is my queen, my master, and I will worship her, unworthy of her care and attention but grateful for it all the same." OHHH MAN WHO YEARNS EARNSSSS

“There were Falconfolk hunting me. It seemed like a good place to hide, I guess I was wrong. Maybe I should have taken my chances outside.” NAUUURRR NOOOO DONT KILL MY CARLITO

Trollblights im giggling

imagine thinking u gonna troll someone but end up in a smut book im crying monsterfucking eveennnn

why the hell not