Status Updates From Naughty Fairytales from A to Z

K and L. King's Counting House which is basically 50 Shades amd Lucky Number Seven which is basically Vegas Snow White.. It's just pure porn at this point.

If the Stiletto Fits, a Cinderella retelling was 7/10. Jo White and Cocksucker Red was about a 2/10 .. for this books grading scale that is. TBD what it will be overall. Jo White wasn't even a Snow White retelling imo.

G & H...Goldicocks and the 3 Pairs, and Hannah and Greta, who are twin Icelandic exotic dancing sisters who are forced to tan versus be cooked like in the OG fairytale. This is more of what I expected ....not sure if its because these are two more well known fairytales orr

E was decent enough. F was a little intense.
I'm not a smut girlie but bless yall.

I've made it through A, B, C & D. I was thinking these would be like slightly sexy fairytale retellings.. Oof. "A" was crass as hell. I was unwell. "B" actually had a plot and I enjoyed that one. "C" was mid. "D" I read last night and can't even remember what it was about. I bought this at a bookstore years ago and as much as I would rather DNF, I think I'll try to power through...not a double entendre... Jesus