Status Updates From Valkyrie

“It’s the math,” he says.
“For what?”
“For how I’m going to fuck you.”
nooooo, I'm sobbing 😭😭🫣🫢😳😭

“Tell me about your mother’s death.”
🤌🏻yes, perfect way to set the mood, my dude, very hot

Why is she so stuuuupiddddd 😭

The magical de-aging scene is so funny and endearing! A super-powered 6yo with her adult knowledge intact but her emotional maturity rolled back 😂

She’s surrounded with Norwegian Forest cats 😻 This is the best kind of goddess perk imo.

Looking for your next Badass Summer read? Let me introduce you to VALKYRIE

Enemies-to-lovers, Norse Mythology, Odin and Freyja (the greatest love story you've ever heard), burn-up-the-sheets hot sex, a little bit of kink, growly possessive hero, SERIOUS "touch her and die" vibes.

AMAZON US: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BKGZKVRG/
All links: https://kittythomas.com/book/valkyrie/