Status Updates From Men and Other Reptiles

"The great truth is that women actually like men, and men can never believe it."

"Men like us to look good, as long as they don't have to know how we got that way. It's as if men feel cheated in some way when they discover that being a vision of loveliness takes work."

"You can talk to a man about any subject. He won't understand, but you can talk to him."

"There are many words you could use to describe men. You could say they are loving, kind, considerate. You'd be wrong, but you could say them."

"Question: What's a man's idea of helping you with the house work?
Answer: Lifting his legs so you can vacuum."

Period.

✧Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to be as mediocre as possible✧


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