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They’re in the middle of a fight scene in his magic blade, Ashdrinker, is reciting a recipe for potato soup as it. And I couldn’t help laughing out loud! And part of a joke, part of what makes it funny is he hates potatoes! Oh my God, this book is hilarious and some parts and serious and others. I am loving it!

I can't read this fast enough! So good!