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“I missed you,” I told my voice.
Hey, no one said I was sane. I did just jump off a roof to face off with a horde of demons.
I lay there until my breathing evened out. Then, I got up. Everyone wasn’t safe yet. I couldn’t relax

I rolled on my back. It was quiet up here.
“What the fuck am I going to do?” The sound of my voice scared me, making me flinch. “I can talk again?” My hands rubbed at my throat and mouth. Seconds went by and the shock lessened..

Damn, the demons were already here. I had no time to waste. I grabbed each of their arms, stood, and pulled them up with me. Their eyes were frantic, and their breaths came out in short pants.
Shouts from in the building got even more aggressive. Either cheering me on or raging about my interference. I didn’t care. They could kiss my left butt cheek. The right one was too good for them.

“You can’t. The rules state no one, but the six chosen can be out front once the sun goes down.”
I growled. “We don’t have a sun.” Stupid point to throw out, but sue me. I was too mad to use my brain.
Kain shook his head. “Do you have a list of the rules?”

He hit my G-spot over and over and over. I was so close, but I needed more. Even before my arm could move, a cold caress like cotton wool gripped my clit and sucked.
What’s that—

Over and over Dex slammed into me. My glitter was getting everywhere. Dex ran his hand over my skin to gather more shiny flakes and rub them into his chest, letting my demon know he was hers. In the back of my mind, I prayed that the Headmaster could hide my demon glitter, but I was too far gone to care. I loved seeing him covered in my sparkles. So, pretty. So, mine.

He gulped. “A seer had a vision of a succubus queen that would help me. She’d be the answer to what I’ve been asking for my whole life. Please, let me see,” Kain said as he stepped closer. His body was tightly wound together.
Please? He just—

My wrist vibrated a few hours later, warning me I was getting too close to the wall. Vivian and Lilah were hanging out with friends. So, I was walking around, trying to find a weak spot. The Headmaster messaged me immediately. That’s your second violation. One more and you get to spend an hour in my office. Stay away from the fucking wall! I closed the message.

“Do you need to feed?” He whispered.
“Yes.”
He smiled. “Is this a clothes-on or off kind of feeding?”
I glared at him. “Clothes.” Well, kind of. He was naked, after all. I glanced down. His thick member swung as he walked. I gulped. “Don’t like.”

“Shit,” I grumbled and glared at the guys, “I don’t know what game this is. Tila, if you are going to hide like a coward, I have nothing to say to you. As you can see, my new slave is not coping well with being in the Underworld, so I need to go.”

“My unicorn has bigger balls than any of these demons. Aaah!” Lilah screamed.
… Really?
“Lilah, it’s going to be okay. Our Master is so strong no one can take your unicorn,” Vivian said in the best soothing tone I’ve ever heard. Something crashed and shattered.

Vivian snickered. “No, we got drained because of our kickass Master showing off her skills.” Lilah groaned. “We should do this more often. You two are hilarious.”
“Shut up,” Lilah and I said at the same time. That just made Vivian laugh harder as she rubbed some of the elephant sperm, I mean energy balm, on Lilah’s chest. Lilah sighed gratefully.

I heard a couple say, “Nope, I’m not fucking with that.”
I almost lost control at those words. I focused harder and held in my laughter. Quiet demons were lethal. Usually, it meant the demon had no morals and was waiting for the kill.

I flung my wrist and sent Blue Dude and a few around him across the room. Before anyone else could get close, I lifted the table, myself, and the girls in the air. This was harder than I thought, but I focused on keeping my not fazed attitude.
The sweat down my back sang a different tune. Control like this was difficult. I couldn’t stop because it was working. Almost all the Masters had sat down.

I gulped at the thought. Images of my incubus dad giving gifts to my mom and my other dads either making fun of him or groaning because they’d have to up their game. They always had fun competitions with each other. It made their brotherhood stronger.

I’ve never gotten a gift for no reason from someone that wasn’t Marnie. I couldn’t stop the smile or the heat coloring my cheeks. But… Was this really for no reason? Or was it some way to bride me to be his queen?

I put more lipstick on and glanced at Lilah. She took a step away from me. The horrified stare got to me a little, but this was the best option for punishment. Fear leaked out of her pours.
“Umm, I might want the food thrown at me. That sounds like a good punishment to me,”

Oh nvm good. Dex is safe.

Or I guess heard them

Someone obviously saw them

His eyes twinkled. “No. I heal fast. I could probably feed you fully three times a day and be okay. I’ve never done it long term, so we’ll have to see how that goes.” His book and glasses were right by the door surprisingly, so Alaric picked them up. He stared down at the romance book in question because that wasn’t where he left them but brushed it off.

Oh gosh darn it! I wonder what happened there? 🤔

He stepped closer. “Don’t bring the mate stuff up to me. I put up with a lot of shit from you.” He ran his hands through his hair. It was pulled back in a ponytail, Showing off the skull tattoo on the side of his head. “Damn, ever since we’ve come here you’ve been different,” he yelled.

Bet the mate bond is fake and. Tila whatever her name is faked it.

This is probably the 3 guys with a mate that she wants huh.

That made the professor laugh hysterically. He even grabbed his stomach as he stood up. “All right, get up. That’s too good of a punishment to kill you now. You better keep it quiet.” He walked to the front of the class as the student situated himself. His slave gave him paper towels and sat back on the floor.

The student grabbed his bleeding nose and nodded. “My faction ordered me to chew a whole pack of condoms.”

"I won't tolerate any bullshit in my class. If you’re all dead, I get to have a free period, so please give me a reason to kill you.” He paused and glared at a man in the second row.

The incubus shot up from his seat as his brain put two and two together. Only another sex demon could ignore his pheromones. Damn it. I was hoping for a dumb one.
“Holy shit, you’re a succubus!” He got down on one knee and bowed. “I’m so sorry. Fuck. I promise I’ll never do that again. Normally, I don't. I just wanted your attention.” His words were at a higher pitch than before and faster.

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