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average human
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Damn, the demons were already here. I had no time to waste. I grabbed each of their arms, stood, and pulled them up with me. Their eyes were frantic, and their breaths came out in short pants.
Shouts from in the building got even more aggressive. Either cheering me on or raging about my interference. I didn’t care. They could kiss my left butt cheek. The right one was too good for them.
— Jun 27, 2024 12:56PM
Shouts from in the building got even more aggressive. Either cheering me on or raging about my interference. I didn’t care. They could kiss my left butt cheek. The right one was too good for them.
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average human
is 97% done
“I missed you,” I told my voice.
Hey, no one said I was sane. I did just jump off a roof to face off with a horde of demons.
I lay there until my breathing evened out. Then, I got up. Everyone wasn’t safe yet. I couldn’t relax
— Jun 27, 2024 01:10PM
Hey, no one said I was sane. I did just jump off a roof to face off with a horde of demons.
I lay there until my breathing evened out. Then, I got up. Everyone wasn’t safe yet. I couldn’t relax
average human
is 97% done
I rolled on my back. It was quiet up here.
“What the fuck am I going to do?” The sound of my voice scared me, making me flinch. “I can talk again?” My hands rubbed at my throat and mouth. Seconds went by and the shock lessened..
— Jun 27, 2024 01:10PM
“What the fuck am I going to do?” The sound of my voice scared me, making me flinch. “I can talk again?” My hands rubbed at my throat and mouth. Seconds went by and the shock lessened..
average human
is 92% done
“You can’t. The rules state no one, but the six chosen can be out front once the sun goes down.”
I growled. “We don’t have a sun.” Stupid point to throw out, but sue me. I was too mad to use my brain.
Kain shook his head. “Do you have a list of the rules?”
— Jun 27, 2024 12:43PM
I growled. “We don’t have a sun.” Stupid point to throw out, but sue me. I was too mad to use my brain.
Kain shook his head. “Do you have a list of the rules?”
average human
is 90% done
He hit my G-spot over and over and over. I was so close, but I needed more. Even before my arm could move, a cold caress like cotton wool gripped my clit and sucked.
What’s that—
— Jun 27, 2024 12:27PM
What’s that—
average human
is 90% done
Over and over Dex slammed into me. My glitter was getting everywhere. Dex ran his hand over my skin to gather more shiny flakes and rub them into his chest, letting my demon know he was hers. In the back of my mind, I prayed that the Headmaster could hide my demon glitter, but I was too far gone to care. I loved seeing him covered in my sparkles. So, pretty. So, mine.
— Jun 27, 2024 12:27PM
average human
is 89% done
He gulped. “A seer had a vision of a succubus queen that would help me. She’d be the answer to what I’ve been asking for my whole life. Please, let me see,” Kain said as he stepped closer. His body was tightly wound together.
Please? He just—
— Jun 27, 2024 12:23PM
Please? He just—
average human
is 83% done
My wrist vibrated a few hours later, warning me I was getting too close to the wall. Vivian and Lilah were hanging out with friends. So, I was walking around, trying to find a weak spot. The Headmaster messaged me immediately. That’s your second violation. One more and you get to spend an hour in my office. Stay away from the fucking wall! I closed the message.
— Jun 27, 2024 12:15AM
average human
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“Do you need to feed?” He whispered.
“Yes.”
He smiled. “Is this a clothes-on or off kind of feeding?”
I glared at him. “Clothes.” Well, kind of. He was naked, after all. I glanced down. His thick member swung as he walked. I gulped. “Don’t like.”
— Jun 26, 2024 11:48PM
“Yes.”
He smiled. “Is this a clothes-on or off kind of feeding?”
I glared at him. “Clothes.” Well, kind of. He was naked, after all. I glanced down. His thick member swung as he walked. I gulped. “Don’t like.”
average human
is 55% done
“Shit,” I grumbled and glared at the guys, “I don’t know what game this is. Tila, if you are going to hide like a coward, I have nothing to say to you. As you can see, my new slave is not coping well with being in the Underworld, so I need to go.”
— Jun 26, 2024 06:53PM
average human
is 55% done
“My unicorn has bigger balls than any of these demons. Aaah!” Lilah screamed.
… Really?
“Lilah, it’s going to be okay. Our Master is so strong no one can take your unicorn,” Vivian said in the best soothing tone I’ve ever heard. Something crashed and shattered.
— Jun 26, 2024 06:53PM
… Really?
“Lilah, it’s going to be okay. Our Master is so strong no one can take your unicorn,” Vivian said in the best soothing tone I’ve ever heard. Something crashed and shattered.

