Status Updates From Alien Mask (Fated Mates of ...

Okay chapter 30 is the best 😂 fallo was ready to fuck people up, Chapman is seriously over all the testosterone and is probably like “seriously another one” 😂 like yes happy Priya got a mate but that equals extra crazy males

GIRL; there’s no way that these women aren’t feeling the bond, maybe at first when they arrived but these women are falling to fast and the Lavrika has had them up in its juju

“You’re a .. feather” 😂😂 clearly the word female doesn’t translate well

He thinks Varrow is their parent 😂 fucking gold he’s gunna be in for a rude shock

He thinks their children 😂😂😂😂😂

All these talks of war and no one thought to make the women any bloody daggers or something 🙃

How can she possibly confuse a grey-purpleish color with brown? Is she color blind? Because with some light those two colors are nothing alike.

OMg, and on top of giving the new expression with plenty of context cues (that I understand, thank you very much, no need for an explanation), then the question from Priya ( who can't understand context cues, it seems), then the explanation from this guy, now Priya also thinks "oh, he's saying this". WTF? How stupid does the author think her readers are?

Ok, she's beyond stupid. She can't use context clues to guess the meaning of words, she has to have every new expression she encounters explained to her in detail, or she doesn't understand. No wonder the book is 300+ pages. If this continues for much longer it's a DNF for sure.